February 2012
1 post
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
4 posts
cozy sweet love
Man Friend
I realized today that I have a very eclectic and specific list of what I want in a guy.
1. Beard and/or scruff. Now, let’s keep your hair short, because the Jesus look is best kept to… well, Jesus. And dirty hippies, but who wants to boink them? Am I right?!
2. Tattoos. Face tattoo? Stupid. Last name either on your chest or forearm? Even more stupid. A tattoo of your dog? Debatable....
The dirtiest of all dirty words
Promising.
October 2011
5 posts
Halloween
Fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies!
I'm working, yo
Today at work a man handed me a piece of paper folded in half that simply said “will you be mine?”
Maybe I just have a black heart, but I’m working, yo.
It did, however, make me wonder if guys now get pickup line ideas from those chalky Valentine’s hearts.
Because those are both delicious and disgusting at the same time…
One month
I’ve learned of finding solace in silence.
I’ve learned of happiness in emptiness.
I’ve learned of love in unexpected places.
September 2011
2 posts
April 2011
1 post
February 2011
2 posts
October 2010
1 post
Potato, Patato.
I am planning on making blue cheese & chive twice baked potatoes tomorrow to go with the french onion soup my dad is making for dinner (our breath gon’ stink).
I will also finish sanding and cleaning up my bookshelf, in preparation of Mission: Paint. It’s been almost two months that I’ve had that little guy cooped up in the garage.
That’s how exciting my life is.
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September 2010
5 posts
Band Geek
As if being Jewish doesn’t scream ‘geek’ enough, my dad has to relate even the least-geeky things to Jew-status-nerd-shit.
Watching the Cubs v. Giants game, my dad and I are categorizing the Giant’s different players and their positions… in band nerd terms.
Pitchers=Trombone Section.
Case in point: Each of the Giant’s pitchers display that typical trombone...
Random Happiness
There’s a lot of little things that make me happy.
Here’s what’s made me happy today…
The start of fall means getting to wear cable-knit:
Kalamata Olive Sourdough from Village Bakery:
Re-locating my succulents to the bathroom windowsill:
My dad’s Three Stooges obsession/collection:
Homegrown cantaloupe that smells oh-so-sweet (even though it makes my...
Pot Coffee
Father,
I am questioning why your coffee legitimately smells like a freshly-brewed cup ‘o hash.
Every morning I wake up feeling like I’m back in SF.
Thanks!
August 2010
10 posts
Top Shelf Organic Blue Cheese
Hanging out with my mom lately consists of making homemade pickles or me sitting on the couch while she dedicates her complete attention to her laptop.
This afternoon we made pickles.
Currently, we are doing the latter of the two.
The second she started her sentence, I knew I had to remember it for the greater good of this blog and sharing it with you.
“Did you know they sell pot on...
Jew Know What I'm Sayin'
So this morning as I was getting ready for school and my dad was getting ready for work, we were both grabbing our breakfast in the kitchen; I a banana with some Mini-Mini Wheats and him making a microwave egg (First off, ew. Secondly, just an egg?).
So I questioned my dad, “All you’re having is an egg?”
To which he replied, “Uh, no… I’m going to stop by...
I'm Sorry
The difference between saying it and showing it, is a big one.
Magpie
Today I went to my Vets office and picked up my Maggie’s ashes. She passed over 6 months ago, but I finally felt okay picking her up. As I drove back home, I had some wonderful memories running through my head about growing up with Maggie.
When I got home, I did my usual afternoon-blog-checking and I stumbled upon this bakery: http://magpiescake.com/
Funny, because one of my nicknames...
Keds
I have these pair of old Keds that I got in probably 8th grade and I’ve loved them to death. Literally.
There is no life left in those babies… they consist of holes, broken down soles, and that ‘stepped right into a deep puddle a few too many times’ smell.
I haven’t thrown them away, because they are too perfect and they don’t make this particular style...
July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
2 posts
Pancakery
I’m going to open a Pancakery. That’s right… a pancakery. A place just for pancakes. This is my goal. From your traditional flap jack to chocolate smothered pancakes to some special creations I’m working on now.
For breakfast
I made a really, really good skillet. Didn’t even need ketchup.
April 2010
1 post
Mother Has A Rager; Little Brother Gives Me The...
Me: How's the bathroom carpet?
Bro: Stained as hell, looks purple.
Me: Puke or actual wine?
Bro: Both. The puke was actual wine... 7 bottles between the 4 of them.
Me: You know that's just an excuse for them to rip out that disgusting ass carpet and renovate the whole bathroom.
Bro: Yeah, they act like we are rich and can go crazy on the house..Me and mark agree, mom watches too much HGTV.
Me: Seriously. We just had to cremate a dog... that is not cheap.
Bro: They're having a shitload of concrete done next week.
Word.
March 2010
16 posts
“I, myself, am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
– Augusten Burroughs
“An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an...”
– G. K. Chesterton
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