Band Geek
As if being Jewish doesn’t scream ‘geek’ enough, my dad has to relate even the least-geeky things to Jew-status-nerd-shit.
Watching the Cubs v. Giants game, my dad and I are categorizing the Giant’s different players and their positions… in band nerd terms.
Pitchers=Trombone Section.
Case in point: Each of the Giant’s pitchers display that typical trombone section ‘trying to be cool by being weird/nerdy’ appearance.
Bumgarner- Those ears. Obviously.
Cain- The one that looks like he could be your dad.
Timmy- Imagine him with braces… Jackpot. He’s your section leader.
Wilson- The douchebag that thinks he can pull off badass hairdos. Oh wait…
And of course,
Zito- The one whose mom made him ‘stick with it.’
Nice run, Posey.
Suck it, Cubs.
