Mother Has A Rager; Little Brother Gives Me The Details
- Me: How's the bathroom carpet?
- Bro: Stained as hell, looks purple.
- Me: Puke or actual wine?
- Bro: Both. The puke was actual wine... 7 bottles between the 4 of them.
- Me: You know that's just an excuse for them to rip out that disgusting ass carpet and renovate the whole bathroom.
- Bro: Yeah, they act like we are rich and can go crazy on the house..Me and mark agree, mom watches too much HGTV.
- Me: Seriously. We just had to cremate a dog... that is not cheap.
- Bro: They're having a shitload of concrete done next week.
- Word.
