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Jew Know What I’m Sayin’

So this morning as I was getting ready for school and my dad was getting ready for work, we were both grabbing our breakfast in the kitchen; I a banana with some Mini-Mini Wheats and him making a microwave egg (First off, ew. Secondly, just an egg?).

So I questioned my dad, “All you’re having is an egg?”

To which he replied, “Uh, no… I’m going to stop by McDonalds…”

He then hesitated, and I knew he had some kind of ridiculous thing to say next.

He continued, “They have Sausage McMuffin’s for a dollar, which is a really good deal, only the Egg McMuffins AREN’T a dollar, which is stupid, because the Sausage McMuffin doesn’t have egg and that’s just dumb, because it tastes like shit without egg…”

I’m still listening to his whole spiel…

“so I make my own egg and bring it with me, where I assemble it in the parking lot to make it a Susage Egg McMuffin, the way it should be.”

I keep a serious face for about 2 seconds, post him stating his case, then I just bust into laughter.

He says, “How Jew is that??”

Sometimes I feel like my father is Larry David.

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