Top Shelf Organic Blue Cheese
Hanging out with my mom lately consists of making homemade pickles or me sitting on the couch while she dedicates her complete attention to her laptop.
This afternoon we made pickles.
Currently, we are doing the latter of the two.
The second she started her sentence, I knew I had to remember it for the greater good of this blog and sharing it with you.
“Did you know they sell pot on Craigslist?”
Honestly, “No, I didn’t, mom.”
“Yeah!”
Me, “Well that makes it easy to get caught.”
“No, because they have Prop 215 cards!”
Though amused by her responses, that weren’t anything short a tone of excitement, I was starting to question how well I truly knew my own mother.
Without looking up from the computer screen she exclaims, “Top Shelf Organic Blue Cheese… that’s pot?!”
I leave you with that…
Possibly because I am still not exactly sure where I stand on this conversation, but mostly because I’ve got a lot of catch-up time in regard to understanding who really birthed me.
My father is Larry David and my mother is now Seth Rogen.
At least there’s consistency in their theme: Jew.
